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consecutive years without containment (playoffs)
JetScrub is a free browser extension that scrubs every trace of Jets content from your searches, your feeds, and your peace of mind — leaving your browser clinically clean. One wash against a contaminant that has resisted containment for fifteen consecutive years.
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Eliminates 99.9% of Gang Green on contact.† †No product eliminates 100% of the Jets. They've tried everything too.
In April 2026 the last comparable hazard — a containment event in Buffalo — was neutralized, leaving the Jets — Gotham City Football, to the faithful — standing alone as the single most futile source in North American professional sports. Last confirmed safe period: January 2011. Authorities consider this a drought that should not be physically possible.
Your weekend should belong to football — not to highlight reels of the Green & White, a team that hasn't seen January since the Sanchez administration. JetScrub restores a clean, contaminant-free viewing environment for fans of all 31 other franchises.
Children are impressionable. A single unsupervised Jets highlight can imprint a lifetime of misplaced loyalty and seasonal heartbreak. Pediatric Safeguard Mode keeps developing fandoms shielded until they're old enough to choose suffering for themselves.
For those bravely working a withdrawal program, every box score is a relapse risk. Our Cessation Support module redacts triggers, intercepts "this is our year" content, and gently redirects to teams that have appeared in the postseason this decade.
I installed it for the kids and stayed for myself. Haven't felt this calm during football season since I was old enough to understand standings.
— Parent of two, Greater Foxborough AreaDay 41 of recovery. JetScrub caught a "rebuild is ahead of schedule" article before it got to me. That's the kind of thing that ends streaks of sobriety.
— Anonymous, support group attendeeAs a fan of a normal, functional franchise, I no longer have to scroll past the green. My screen time is healthier and so am I.
— Verified user, AFC East (the good part)Join the fans who decided their mental health was worth one small browser extension.